||[Apr. 20th, 2005|07:43 pm]
|[||current pretty emotion
Ugh. I did well enough on the practical, I suppose. But I placed...fourteenth. My rank has an ugly four in it! And 13 was taken by that guy with the unpleasantly sharp features who's always shaving his head and whose name I can't recall at the moment. Something rough and thoroughly unpretty-sounding. Anyway, he'll get his.
I suppose it's time to start thinking about what division I'll be entering.
-First? There's a certain aesthetic appeal in being part of "number one," but working for the crusty old man who doesn't even have the sense to use makeup to cover those awful scars on his head doesn't seem that appealing.
-Second? While the hand-to-hand arts are sometimes graceful, beautiful things, I'm not going anywhere near a Division that would promote someone who picks his nose (and eats it, I've seen him!) that high.
-Third? Well, it is the prettiest-numbered of the Divisions. If I could become the third seat of the Third Division...oooooh! *Squeal*
-Fourth? No no no no. Absolutely not. Besides, medicine is icky, and surgery is even worse. Ugly blood and guts everywhere...
-Fifth? Eh, the Captain would be better-looking without those awful thick-rimmed glasses. Pass.
-Sixth? Now this would be interesting. The graceful and elegant royal guard! Second choice, after the Third.
-Seventh? I'm sorry, I'd sooner kill myself than work for a Captain who considers wearing a bucket on his head the height of fashion. Pass.
-Eighth? The Vice Captain of this Division has the same problem as the Captain of the Fifth; she's somehow convinced that nerds are attractive, when instead she looks like some living stereotype of a stuffy, joyless librarian. And actually is that stereotype, from what I've heard. Pass again.
-Ninth? Eh, a little generic. I wouldn't object, but I'd much rather go into the Third or Sixth. Third choice. (Ah, I love writing "third" or "three" or...)
-Tenth? Fourth choice. Even more neutral than the Ninth.
-Eleventh? Hah! As though I'd ever end up in the Eleventh Division! I don't even have to write "pass," they'll never put me there.
-Twelfth? Ugliest of all the Divisions. Even worse than the...shudder...Fourth in terms of blood and guts everywhere, and they do it for research, not medicine! Ew. Besides, twelve is divisible by four and therefore ugly.
-Thirteenth? I value my sanity, thanks. Pass.